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The Penwarden Website Security Service Reports https://vigilantesecurity.ca//index.shtml
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For the Penwarden Website Security Service Report Checkmate Protection, block off malicious Website Malware completely, adding up the Cost for the Android A.C.A.D. Firewall Listing [6,700] malicious Files on sale for a Dollar apiece is US$6,700.00 plus 13% Provincial Tax. Normally, the going rate is a flat rate of US$10,000 for all, but for you because there are so many malicious Androids files out there the price is reduced to $1 Bob is your Uncle to keep your Costs down for proper Website Security. And all them People-folks on the Bus with their heads tilted and Phones in hand should there be FREE Wi-Fi supplied onboard? Thank You, it can be PAID to Eric Tippett via E-Transfer eMail to 'office@vigilantesecurity.ca' with the Password separately to same address thank You.